Driving to work Kay notices some smoke in the distance. The closer he drives, the bigger the cloud starts to become. He starts to notice its enveloping the surrounding building quickly. All the traffic in front of him miles ahead just seems to be disappearing in to the cloud. Being from large cities it doesn't seem like to much of an issue. Could just be heavy fog he thinks. Closing in about a mile out he starts to notice how thick this cloud really is. Why am I getting this horrible feeling? This was supposed to be a great day!

Crash! A loud explosion def-ins Kay as the impact of the airbag feels like a punch in the face. "What in the fuck?!" Without realizing it, the cars in front of him must have slammed hard on there brakes!
Groggily trying the door he knows its pointless so he starts to climb out his shattered drivers window.
As he climbs out he notices that its not the cars that slammed on there brakes, its a line of cars piled up as far as the eye can see!

Walking to his car Kay notices his neighbor that always avoids eye contact. "Today is a great day, its time to change his attitude like I've changed mine." In Kay's mind he thinks hes going to change the world today. Without hesitating he stoles over to his hurrying neighbor and yells out to him "Howdy neighbor!", in the cheesiest possible tone. Dave has no choice but to stop in his tracks and just stare. Dave is your typical factory worker who never really had a problem with Kay but has always thought he was a little highbrow-ed, this is currently not changing his opinion of him. Grabbing Dave's hand quickly, Kay jokingly says "Been a while eh? I was just messing with that horrid cheesy line, just wanted you to think that I was going to ask if you wanted to talk about Jesus." Kay notices Dave instantly relax to his amusement. People cant have a great day if they are on the defense of coarse.

 "It has been a while man, i'm just on my way to work." says Dave. Kay slaps Dave on the shoulder.

 "Not a problem, I just had to mess with you is all. Have a great day Dave!" yells Kay as he strolls back to his car.

 "Thanks Kay, I will have a great day!"
This is going to be one of those days where if you see that opportunity to make anyone's day great, you just take it!

"You know what?" he says to himself. "Fuck today!", yelling out loud and throwing off the covers. Jarring Kay awake, his horrible alarm once again blaring in his ears telling him to wake the fuck up or else.  All he could think is he knows hes not happy but really doesn't know why. He is attractive, has a nice job, a nice car and doesn't really long for anything but know he hates that fucking alarm clock.
Stumbling to the shower to start his morning routine all he can think is this day is a long time coming, but what was the straw that broke the camels back? Why is he so angry this particular morning? Climbing in the shower he put his head under the water to relax and think. "MODAYS!", he yells, its got to have something to do with Mondays. No way could it be Mondays themselves he thinks. Its got to be the fact that everyone's "fun" ends on Mondays. Not today, his Monday will not stop his fun. Today he will define Monday as being like every other day of the rest of his life. A great day.